Wednesday, 15 January 2020

Top Hilarious Funny Jokes, Funny SMS, Funny Messages For What's app

Hello guys, are you looking for some funniest jokes or funny SMS to send your friends or share in your what's app status then you are in the right place here. so in this post, we are sharing a hilarious joke and SMS with you. I hope you like these funny SMS.

Funny SMS & Jokes

  • I’m just thinking about what an amazing friend I am. You should feel lucky to have someone as gorgeous as me in your life, I hope you understand that. Don’t you ever let me go? 
  • Scientists have revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. They fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that all of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
  • It is amazing that when you go into a spider web you automatically learn karate, kung fu, and jujitsu!
  • Last night I lied down on my bed and started to look at the beautiful night sky, full of brightly shining stars and then I thought to myself… and where the hell is my roof now?
  • Mere recharge ki chinta Mujhse zyada Ambani chacha ko hai Subaah se message pe message call pe call.
  • Me: Mummy chott lag gayi… kya lagau?? Mummy: Status laga le…
  • Thukra Ke Mera Pyaar Meri Arrange Marrriage Dekhegi.
  • Boy: I am not rich like Raoul, I don't even have a big car like Raoul. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raoul...
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $1.50 per minute.
  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  • Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawnmower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up? Is that your face or did your neck through up?
  • My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
  • Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well.
  • My boss wants to send me for training in Time Management. Yeah. Like I'm supposed to fit that into my already overloaded schedule.
  • the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you.
  • In the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?", a man asks the trainer. Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
  • From the moment I saw you, I knew I will spend my life avoiding you.
  • Coffee, chocolate, men…some things are just better rich.
  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable!
  • The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves,
  • Pappu went to a doctor to get a solution to loose motions. Doctor: tell me, what’s your problem? Pappu: Suffering from unlimited free outgoing with different ringtones.
  • Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom: No Sun, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you!
  •  A lady tourist went to a country on a vacation. In the evening, she was toddling on the beach. A security person came to her and said, ‘Mam only one-piece is allowed here.’ The lady was awe, thinking which one to open.
  • Money Can Buy a House Not Home A Bed but Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain and Suffering Send Me All Ur Money and Be Happy!
  •  90% Girls on Facebook Say They Are in Relationship. 90% Boys in Facebook Say They Are Single. Then Who Are Liars? Boys or Girls?
  • A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days to leave.
  • A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
  • Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
  • A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered in his ear: "Young keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!" :)

Do share if you like these funny SMS and jokes. also if you have any idea about funny jokes then share you jokes in below comment section.


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